«Thanks to Worst of Breed, we successfully migrated our 500-line PHP script to a Kubernetes cluster with 12 microservices. Latency increased by 4000%, but our resume value skyrocketed!» Senior Enterprise Architect, Fortune 500 Company
That fictional quote sets the tone for worstofbreed.net perfectly. True to the motto «We make bad software», Tammo van Lessen spotlights well-known anti-patterns – battle-tested recipes for resume-driven development, over-engineering, and resume padding.
What you’ll get:
- Pattern of the Day: today’s anti-pattern spotlight
- Design Patterns: architectural patterns that guarantee job security – from «Distributed Monolith» to “Database as IPC", these are the blueprints for eternal maintenance.
- Tech Radar: a curated list of technologies that should be illegal. The industry’s most successful cargo cults and long-dead zombie frameworks.
Read it, grin, and (maybe) recognize yourself: worstofbreed.net
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