“Steve was nice enough to give Apple a license to his patented RDF technology – that’s ‘Reality Distortion Field’ for you newcomers,” said Apple VP Phil Schiller as he introduced the new iRDF box from Apple at the 30th Anniversary event today. “But don’t worry, you won’t remember a thing about it when you leave here today. You’ll just feel really exited about it and try your best to buy one before the effect wears off.”