… but Hani writes this:

Reading the ‘white paper’ justifying keel’s existence fills me with regret that I don’t have a printer that takes in toilet paper. Had I such a wondrous device, this paper would the the leading candidate for printing on said medium, and I’d rush to ingest as much vindaloo curry as I can to ensure that this printed material gets the usage it so richly deserves.

Priceless.